General Guidelines:

- I hate Skins. When you send me a tradeoffer I want only your BEST shit. If your offer is close to what I want, I will either accept or send you nudes.

- If your offer is reasonable but I don't want the item, I will respectfully offer 3 diamonds and a stick.

- Yes, I'm interested in whatever you have to offer including your body

- Most of the items in my inventory are up for a growing my D. bigger purpose

-I have 0.03 Bitcoin, I major in Economics

- DO NOT add me without telling me your f*ckbook acc details down in the comments first!

Rules of trading knives and guns:

- If I'm downgrading, I expect overpay either 100 Million keys or -5 skins

- If I'm upgrading, clearly state the amount of nudes you want me to add (add me on my Private Snapchat)

- I'm not here to help you downgrade your knife. If you're absolutely desperate to trade your knife for my virginity, I will only take your knife for 1% market value.

- and what if I suck dick for a living, its just a hobby

- I only take change, Im not that posh

- fight me in real life, I have a Katana collection

- UwU death note is SOOOO awesome xD