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Graduation

Graduate from business school
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Jerome's Not Home

Get Jerome
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:10pm

WifeBeater Peter

Beater Peter
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Castle GoGo 7

Go To Castle GoGo and Fight GoGo Runny Man
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Bad For The Environment

Defeat The Rat King
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Burn Out

Take Fraudulent Documents To Furnace
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Kiss of Judy

It's a Blessing
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:09pm

2 Tablets To Paradise

Take the Good Stuff
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:25pm

A District Divided...

Help the Liberals and Conservatives
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Toilet Paper Hero

Get some guy some Toilet Paper
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Supreme Court

Pass The Rock To Mike J.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Plant Vs. Zombie

Attend The Revolutionary Courtcase
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Mystical Relic

Get Them To Sign The Contract
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Crunch The Numbers

Defeat Infinity
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Appraise The Lord

Collect Tithe From The "Selfish" Homeless Shelter
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Shark Weak

Kill All The Loan Sharks
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 10:32am

Triassic Nark

Open The Door Sh*t On The Floor, Look Out It's A Dinosaur
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 10:12am

It's Gonna Be Huge

Fight The Ex-Car Salesman
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 10:44am

Revolution

Meat The Leader
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 10:30am

Change of Plans

Heli-Carrier Crash
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 10:52am

Final Solution

Exterminate The Meat Men
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 11:17am

Redact, Reuse, Recycle

Kill The Pile of Bodies
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 11:16am

Chef Boy Arty

Bring The Soup To Boy Arty
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Soup Or Salad?

Defeat The Food Force
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Hell's Cocina

This Linguini Is Ling- A F*CKING DISGRACE!
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 4:37pm

East Side, West Side

Yeast Side Weast Side Gang Fight
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Virus Hunter

Enter The Grid And Kill The Viruses
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 5:04pm

GoobTube Forever

Euthanize The Enslaved GoobTuber's
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 5:01pm

C-NT: Corporate

Cancel The Huge Boom Hypothesis
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Free Quincy

Free the Rap Sensation Quincy "62 cents" Jones
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Kingdom Commerce

Become The CEO
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 6:18pm



It's Pay Day

Become The Next Drillionaire

Trump The Aliens

Defeat The Tax Evader

The Meat Kid

Meat Kid Want Linguini

Executable

Deafeat The Creators