prepare your ears to have him scream into his mic like a banshee, leaving you wondering how it's physically possible for him to generate such a high pitched shriek. he will also brag about his goodwill fashion and his $10 an hour salary. his poor performance in game will be blamed on you, and he likes to project his problems (for example: gets upset at yapping even though he himself is the king of yapping)

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When I see this bbm, I can't help but to

ACTIVE: Jax enters Evasion, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-turret basic attacks against him to be dodged. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect abilities. Counter Strike can be recast after 1 second.

At the end of the duration, Jax stuns all nearby enemies for 1 second and deals physical damage to them, increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase.

yup

+rep stealer of mah food... hes mah papi

+rep SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT