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Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

你变了，你再也不是以前那个天真善良的你了，以前的你爱笑爱看三级片爱打飞机，还记得你在星空下告诉我，只要有片看，有飞机打，有纸擦，你什么都可以不要！再看看现在的你，一天到晚都想着怎样装逼，怎样称霸装逼界，渐渐迷失了自己。答应我不要装逼了，回来好么，我在等你。

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Hi bro, I want to trade all your inventory (without cases and trash) for my Stattrak AK-47 Vulcan. Its around 300$ so I think it's a good offer for you. Send me trade offer please if you agree, AK and trade link are in the profile description. I don't add friends for safety so just send offer in my main profile

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You've been sporked by Wilbur the Willy Eating Whale! Send this message to 5 different people or your willy will disappear in less than 24 hours. Don't believe me? A woman ignored this and the next morning she woke up without a willy! You have 5 minutes to share this. Good luck to you and your willy...

1 weeks ago, during a boring film, some popcorns fellen on my brother's pants.
I took them and... his ♥♥♥♥ is become strong very fast. I saw the big erection behind his pants.
In that moment my mouth is become very wet and... My words was exactly this "I want to suck it. Now. Please."
I took it up my throat and I swallows it all. A very nice taste.
Tonight there is another film. After my parents went in the bedroom to sleep... I can take it in mouth again.
Maybe I'm a little bad girl but I can't resist.
I'm curious. I'm looking on Google some incest videos. I found a video intitled "Sister Anal ♥♥♥♥" on the website alltaboo.net ... I have a bad idea in this moment. Maybe I needs to stop this thing with my brother...

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

I was playing Minecraft with my girlfriend who I met playing fortnite. She has a deep voice (like a boy) which is kinda weird, but she said she’s just sick. We were on my survival world and in my bedroom hiding from the creepers. Then we got into my bed and took off our armor because it was bedtime and we were scared of the dark and monsters. My mom walked in at the worst time cause my pants just fell down! I was sitting in my gaming chair then my pants fell off cause they were too big. I tried really hard to grab and pull them back up but I ended up just grabbing and pulling my peepee! I told her that but she didn’t believe me - she thinks I did something gross! Help, what do I do?

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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He threatened 👀👎 to turn me in 🙋‍♂️👮 to the government 😓🙄 so I made him 🤤🐀 and the government 💩 go away 🖕 I repla😖ced them both 🌜🌛as the 😈 defacto 🤡 patriarch 👴🏻 of your family 👨‍👧‍👦and 😲 your universe 😱🌌🙌 Your mom 🐎 wouldn’t have 👋 accepted 🤝 me 🙄 if I came home 🏡 without you 👦🏻 and your sister 👱‍♀️ so now you know 🎓 the real 💯 reason 🌟 I rescued ⛑ you 👍 I JUST 💅🏼 TOOK OVER 🔝😵 THE FAMILY 👨‍👧‍👦 MORTY 🙍🏻‍♂️ And 👀 if you tell 🗣 your mom or sister 👩🏼‍⚕️💁 I said any of this 🙊 I’ll deny it 🙅‍♂️

😤 And 😏 they’ll take my side 💕😌👫 because I’m a 🕺 hero 🏅🏆 Morty 😂🤣 And now 👊 you’re gonna have to do 🤹🏻‍♂️🐒 whatever I say 😝 Morty 😥 Forever 🕐🕔🕤🕙💀 And I’ll go out 🚶🏼 and find 🔭 some more 🙀 of that 👅 Mulan 🥋🎎 Szechuan 🐉🏮Teriyaki 😫💦 dipping sauce 🔥👌🙏 Morty 💦💦💦🙌 Because that’s 👉 what this 🎉 is all about Morty 🍗 That’s my 1️⃣ one ☝️ arm 🤳 man 🕺 I’m not ❌ driven 🚘 by avenging ✊🏻 my dead 💀 family 😭👨‍👩‍👧

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