PC Specs:
Core 2 duo 1.06 GHz
1GB DDR2 Kingston 667 MHz
Zotac GTX 420 700Mhz 1GB
40 watt Great Wall PSU (not certified)
3200 rpm Seagate 130.7MB HD

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When the waitress tells me to "say when" while she's grating my cheese, I say nothing.

The room fills with Parmesan. There are no survivors.