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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 7:13am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 7:15am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 7:57am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 11:19am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 10:41am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 2:29pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 2:38pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 12:27pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 1:44pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 1:18pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2019 @ 11:35am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 1:11pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 2:37pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2020 @ 5:50am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 8:49am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 1:20pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 9:24am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 2:20pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 11:02am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 7:16am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 2:32pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 1:19pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 7:12am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2020 @ 12:08pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 1:24pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 6:45am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 11:33am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 2:20pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 1:20pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2019 @ 2:04pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2019 @ 11:30am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 5:02am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2019 @ 2:19pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2019 @ 1:32pm

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 1:01pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2019 @ 8:12am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 7:00am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:00am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 7:00am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2019 @ 7:36am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 10:40am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:49am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02pm

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:11am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:06pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:07am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:02am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:17am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2019 @ 12:14pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 2:00pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2021 @ 8:16am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2019 @ 12:33pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2019 @ 1:32pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 7:34am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 3:02pm

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 7:00am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 4:42pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:35am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:08am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:09am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25am