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129.0 hrs on record (21.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
First play through, Days 1-5 i was literally just building a defences for my home. eg/Walls, Traps and Weapons.
Day 6 comes, everything is normal untill night. I had killed a lot of cannibals of the 6 days. so i thought oh just some more cannibals out side my house, no worrys. Then i heared a sort of hissing noice and A load roar. (I was like oh,♥♥♥♥ ) i looked over my walls to find a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mutant arm monster thing accompanied by a "Vigina Monster" I had plenty on molitoves at the time, so i through them at the pair. The arm monster just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ran around for a bit then turned its attention to me. He basicly ran through all my walls and defencive ♥♥♥♥. I quickly run into my house for cover. SMASH, the house explodes... Then to top it of the Vigina monster pounsted on my and insta-killed me. Best game ever. 9/11 (If your having constipation problems, play this game.)
Posted 22 April, 2016. Last edited 22 April, 2016.
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156.3 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Having played the alpher for quite some time, this game is will worth the money.
Posted 9 February, 2015.
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445.3 hrs on record (98.3 hrs at review time)
Posted 28 September, 2014.
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