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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 10:05pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 10:42pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 8:34pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 7:32pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2014 @ 9:09pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 8:20am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 9:21pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 8:49pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 4:43pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 9:56pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 9:06pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 7:58pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 9:47pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 8:50pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 8:07pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 9:21pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 11:17pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 4:13pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 3:51pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2014 @ 6:13pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 7:47pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2014 @ 4:32pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2014 @ 3:38pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2014 @ 4:28pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 10:41pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 9:43pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 10:04pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2014 @ 4:07pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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