cool awesome guy

I hate your page i wish destruction upon it insha'Allah

So you're going by "UltraMegazord2" now nerd? Haha whats up douchebag, it's RHeathcliff from R-Corp. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in LCCB. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember RIshmael the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 900k a year and drive a Meursault. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

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Wow this is your profile? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, even my alcoholic father, and my retarded brother! Everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he wanted to know who you are and he asked if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat.

THERE IS A MAN IN A CAVE THAT IS TRAINING FOR THE DAY THAT HE HAS TO FIGHT YOU. HE HAS NO RUNNING WATER NO MEDICINE NO GYM AND NO GF. SOMEDAY YOU WILL FACE HIM IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE AND IF YOU DO NOT TRAIN FOR THAT DAY HE WILL DEFEAT YOU. WHILE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON THE INTERNET AND MASTURBATE TO CHINESE CARTOONS AND CONSUME THRICE YOUR DAILY CALORIC REQUIREMENT, THE MAN IN THE CAVE CONTINUES TO PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE DAY OF BATTLE.