-rep no coms

+rep bro)

i am better

+rep лучший

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠈⠳⠀⠀⣀⣴⡾⠛⠁⣠⠂⢠⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢀⣀⠤⢤⡶⠟⠁⢀⣴⣟⠀⠀⣾
⠀⠀⠀⠠⠞⠉⢁⠀⠉⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣏⠀⢠⡇
⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠏⠁⠀⣸⠁
⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠏⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠾⢯⣀
⠀⠀⣻⠃⠀⣰⡿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⢤⣀⡀⠀⠺⣿⡟⠛⠁
⠀⡠⠋⡤⠠⠋⠀⠀⢀⠐⠁⠀⠈⣙⢯⡃⠀⢈⡻⣦
⢰⣷⠇⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢯⡄⠀⢻⣿⣷
⠀⠉⠲⣶⣶⢾⣉⣐⡚⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⡎⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⢠⣿⣴⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣧
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⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠘⠁⢠⠜⢉⣐⡥⠞⠋⢁⣴⣿⣿⠃
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ask for a waitress.

shes hot.

pay her $300 on tip say to come to the back when work's over.

she comes outside.

you pick her up.

go to a cheap motel.

rip off her yoga pants.

theres a ♥♥♥♥.

whatever.

shes still hot.

you start jacking each other off.

really getting into it.

you start dating.

shes pretty much a girl with a ♥♥♥♥.

you aren't gay for liking it.

you've just fallen into a trap.

and are stuck there for life.

but it's a nice trap.

you get married.

it's not counted as a gay marriage.

even the priest was fooled.

you ♥♥♥♥ her sister, the child might as well be his biological son.

you raise a family.

they grow up.

fall into the same trap as you.

but 1 generation down.

They know your story.

they aren't even surprised.

THE CYCLE CONTINUES, LIKE COCKWORK