Recent reviews by J

After trading NYSE at LSE open and playing purely FVG entries, I can say that this game does in fact reflect the depression of trading.

Bad optimisation, creator is a snowflake and begs for good reviews. L

This game got me laid, i actuall lost my virginit becuase of this game!!! Thank you developer!! Me and my sister had the best night ever!!!!

The loseroid who made this game doesn't know how to program code nor design objects outside of those created in pre-baked assets. I know this because I am actually Sparticus!

Since nobody will read the reviews, I'll say in this review I'm gay and I love cross-dressing as a femboy.

better then half life worse than cancer

So the tutorial is, hold E to cash out, then hold E to steal another cash out, the end. That's genuinely the entire tutorial, you don't fire your gun, learn what the [4] shield does and thus the tutorial is just...yeah

Walking and running is so slow, it makes the game feel sluggish and unexciting.

You actually cannot play with your friends. when you invite people with (invite to party) the only option for all my friends, and vice versa, is remove block etc. No testing at all done pre-release I suppose?

The battle pass is overtly underwhelming and more expensive then Fortnite

They have an Elvis skin with what appears to be an A-cup bra on?

The objective genuinely is not explained AT ALL, the controls, again, feel horrid, and I'm too confused to be able to do anything I want to

easy to mod fun to play, no nude mods to kinda ass

You can't "skip" or speed up bot movements

you have to pay 5 coins to play a game with friends

there's actually a battle pass

you have to spend £65 if you want all of their shoddy DLC (that's on a sale too)

very little reason to play other then if ur bored or coming out of ur testicular torsion treatment

Ruined controls, made separate sensitivity sliders for all 11 scope magnifications so even my optician's 3,000x magnification goggles are listed there, no details on what YOUR current weapon scope is so u trial and error each weapon. No "overall" sensitivity slider nor and X & Y slider thus even COD BO2 had better settings management.

The crouch cannot be bound to any key, period, it's always "C" which is annoying since "ctrl" isn't even taken by anything, but it worsens in the fact that "C" is always (yes you can't change this either) slide, so if you press "A" to go left and "C" to crouch it legit slides you, so you have to stop dead in your tracks, crouch, THEN move. At this rate you may as well incorporate the GTA V suicide "kill yourself $500" option, it makes me happier to know there's a universe where I can be dead.

The weapons are boring and maps are uninspiring, I've thought up better ideas constipated on the toilet when I forget to bring my phone for the journey, the developers don't actually put anti-cheat into mobile so I myself was able to follow a YT tutorial and get a hacked dumb account, for free, without viruses.

Calling all so called "developers", please respond with your Mensa IQ result if you can get past the "Place your name in block capitals" part of the quiz.