Trade Offer

Allow me to introduce myself:
- I use he/him pronouns.
- I study music, and I teach music. I can play several instruments and sing.
- I'm not an athlete but I like watching sports.
- I drink more milk than you.
- My feet audibly pop with every single step I take. I have no idea why, but it’s been happening for years now.
- I joke around way too much. Try not to take me too seriously.
- I'm sorry in advance.


"Sorry, I'm trying to play UNO right now..." - Angie's List 07/03/18

Cobalt : You may have 11 hard PHD's but that doesn't mean you don't have to clean your room

"I would have destroyed Maclomm girlfriend." - Josh 11/25/18

"I'm making mac n cheese and NOBODY is gonna stop me." - St. Panthony

bad pun : HEY GAMERS ITS ME SANS AND I DID 9/11

"I am on LSD all the time, but I am not just a skeleton! I am made of skin and muscle, too." - Josh 02/16/19

"S T O P U P D A T I N G S K Y R I M" - Josh 03/23/19

"Guys, guys, stop; I'm trying to have my first kiss with this guy, ok?" - Howie 04/20/19

black : Stuants : [Engagement] Stuants challenged Jordo.jpeg !

*DEAD* demoman. : be right back guuys i have to go likck the peanut butyert off of my dogs POENEIUns

walter : walter

"...But I got the cola......" - Poater 06/18/19

"I need... to kill... Santa." - Jojo 06/18/19

*DEAD* z00pyg00pert: so guys we did it we reached a quater of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growingthe fact that we reache

wirm: jordo.jpeg more like ♥♥♥♥♥ no bot gay hedge

Zermo : TE MATARE HIJO DE PUTA

Depressed Ted Cruz has joined the game
(Voice) Depressed Ted Cruz: Help!
BluJay : are you okay ted cruz

“Bro I’m getting ready to ♥♥♥♥ the couch.” - Wack Texas 08/08/19

*DEAD* CaptainCalaka: Guys what is the demo man had a shotgun?

“If I spend more than 31 dollars on this girl and she throws me in the friendzone im going to start millyrocking at her funeral in front Of her family” - Jojo 11/11/19

“Fish are gross, stay the ♥♥♥♥ in the ocean” - Chimbles 11/16/19

"Alright. That's it. Who ♥♥♥♥ my pants?!" - Jojo 12/14/19

stank puss ass : helo guys am soulja boy

Tru: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ laffy taffy ass ♥♥♥♥♥

Kai: bull of ♥♥♥♥

warm car mayonnaise connected from (US)

BigFatCock : wow the pyro died what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ surprise

"You realize Valve finally made an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ repellent update." - ZillaGod

monkey man: i ♥♥♥♥ and i fart and i blow your house down

Fires In Spurts: pen was

“Any day now hotdog planes and burger cars are gonna exist and they’re gonna be epic” - Sandwich

"burger king foot chungus" - Xniol

Jordo.jpeg: RIP betty white
Ignatious: yes
Tru: yes
ShadTrap: *burger

Lee Harvey Oswald: jfk had it coming

Zack: Jordo? More like ♥♥♥♥♥, No

Star Lad: youre rejordulous