This man saw me on a street while I was plucking my toenails. I had pretty severe fungal infection on my big toe. He sucked my toes and used some weird voodoo magic to take my fungal infection away. Then he slapped my bum and told me to have a great day.

-rep beat him at geoguessr

This man and I were in a plane crash and was badly injured, i survived on nothing but dry pot noodles and this man breastfeeding me back to health






top bloke, super chill 10/10

this man is a dangerous sex criminal

-rep massive boaby

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx