8500 hours and still cant make it out of main LMAO

signed by yung mose

TRASH

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really
advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with
your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore
would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though:
How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the
off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both
escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt
to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then
I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and
mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light
discourse?
That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being
with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How
would you rate your abilities is combat?
Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself
shooting things into enclosed spaces.

signed by coL Slemmy <3

makes an ad for an esea team and doesn't even respond to my messages, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.