If ye be thinkin' of takin' on Johnny, think twice before ye set sail! I’ve weathered storms fiercer than the likes of ye, and I’ve seen many a would-be pirate sent to the depths. Know this: I don’t play fair, and I don’t play nice. If ye dare cross paths with me online, expect no mercy. Me cannons are loaded, and me cutlass be sharp. So come, if ye have the courage, but beware—ye might just find yerself walkin' the plank into the briny deep!

Fair winds and foul seas to ye, should ye try! ⚓️

— Johnny on the Poop Deck