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Get your ass to the R&D platform stat before I knock you out
-Big boss
I must say while plundering naval foes, in the midst of bloodshed, your bottle caught my eye and I commanded all crew members to halt and retrieve your message, what a pleasure! I do hope all is well with you too, I shall see you in the coming summer.
Regarrrrrds,
Captain Black. P Beard
Me crew and I were busy duelin' mighty Krakens of the sea.
Yer first mate,
Fredrick
Are ye there?
I'd like to apologise for my previous statement, I meant to say Ellington, not Wellington, last time I checked me right hand man aint a bluddy BOOT!
'Tis Smithers Merriweather from the decks of the Drunken Sailor Galleon, sendin' ye warm regards and a tankard of grog for yer adventures ashore! May the winds be at yer back and the treasure be plentiful in yer path.
I must say, matey, yer steam profile be as fierce as the roar of a kraken in a storm! Yer prowess be as sharp as a cutlass in the hands of a seasoned buccaneer, and yer presence be as mighty as the thunderous drums of a metal concert on the high seas!
As ye step onto solid ground, may yer swagger be as bold as the pounding of drums in a heavy metal anthem, and may yer spirit be as untamed as the wild waves that crash upon the shore.
Fair winds and following seas to ye, Frederick Wellington! May yer sails be ever full, and may yer adventures be as epic as the greatest ballads sung by pirates and metalheads alike!
Yer loyal mate,
Smithers Merriweather
KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.
• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor
• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot
• dronk water
• study 40 hours a day
• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.
• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!
• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind
• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville
• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes
• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point
• take all ap classes
• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance
KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
….._____________________,,__
…./ `–│││││││││———————-_]
…/_==o ____________________
…..),—.(_(__) /
….// () ),——
…//___//
../`—-’ / …
./____ / …
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER