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Lewis   Ipswich, Suffolk, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Jeremy Usborne : I can't believe we're going back to Dartie! There's no quim likes to party...

Mark Corrigan : Like the quim down in the Dartie. Yeah, those were the days. Did you ever appeal about your degree mark?

Jeremy Usborne : Who cares about that ♥♥♥♥? I didn't go to university to get a degree.

Mark Corrigan : No, of course. Anyway, no use regretting the past, I wish I'd done Ancient History, but...

Jeremy Usborne : I thought you did do Ancient History.

Mark Corrigan : I did Business Studies, Jeremy, for three years. And I talked to you about it daily.

Jeremy Usborne : Right.

[voiceover]

Jeremy Usborne : I could tell him that's all ancient history now. He probably wouldn't like that joke.

[to Mark]

Jeremy Usborne : Oh well, that's all ancient history now.

[Mark isn't amused]
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Ranger 27 Aug @ 4:47pm 
*Boss pulls out a gun and starts loading it*

Employee: “Jesus Christ! What’re you doing?!”

Boss: “If I give you this raise, it’ll come out of my paycheck, which means I won’t be able to support my family, and I can’t live with that.”

*Boss presses gun to his own temple*

Employee: “Mr. du Pont! Please! Stop!”

Boss: “Thanks for all your hard work, Steven. You were one of the good ones.”

Employee: “I don’t need the raise! Please just put the gun down.”

For more on employee management techniques, tune into my seminar on May 22nd @ 11pm EST.
Ranger 27 Aug @ 4:47pm 
*An employee walks into his boss’s office*

Employee: “I’d like a raise, sir.”

Boss: “Go on.”

Employee: “I’ve been the top performing salesman at our company for three years. I’m the first one in ever morning and the last one—”

Boss: “Done.”

Employee: “Really?”

Boss: “On one condition.”

Employee: “Anything.”

Boss: “You tell my family I loved them.”
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SHOOB 5 Aug @ 3:22pm 
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Paddock 31 Oct, 2016 @ 1:23am 
hay man, i sore you're poste on redit that u r loking for a intanet boyfrend well i wood like to put myself forwords four this positon plese mesage me back so we cn talk. thanking