John Carlton
John Carlton   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
'The' John Carlton
-professional colourblind
YEAH... I play porn games on my main account

Forgive me father for I have sinned
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Matthew 5:1-12
1 Now when Jesus saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him,
2 and he began to teach them.
3 He said:"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4 Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
5 Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
6 Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
7 Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
8 Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
9 Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.
10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me.
12 Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you."
Favorite Game
12.3
Hours played
21
Achievements
Completionist Showcase
Recent Activity
81 hrs on record
last played on 10 Jan
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last played on 8 Jan
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last played on 7 Jan
Dutch 26 Nov, 2023 @ 7:58am 
professional vampire
Odin 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
Dankstein 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm 
Majestic man, wields his six shooter like he was born with one in his palm.
Sniper_Gorilla 13 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:29am 
Thanks you're a great fighting partner too:steamthumbsup::melon:
Mr.Gay 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am 
John Whopper
Nikojinn 16 Jul, 2022 @ 6:39am 
signed by me, lets play csgo :)