Johann
god get me out of   Brazil
 
 
Hello, I am Johann or whatever cringe name I'm using.
Jalter is my wife (real btw)
I like FGO (DM me if you want to add me in FGO)

私の名は『吉良吉影』 年齢33歳 自宅は杜王町北東部の別荘地帯にあり… 結婚はしていない…

仕事は『カメユーチェーン店』の会社員で 毎日遅くとも夜8時までには帰宅する タバコは吸わない 酒はたしなむ程度 夜11時には床につき 必ず8時間は睡眠をとるようにしている…

寝る前にあたたかいミルクを飲み 20分ほどのストレッチで体をほぐしてから床につくと ほとんど朝まで熟睡さ… 赤ん坊のように疲労やストレスを残さずに 朝 目を覚ませるんだ… 健康診断でも異常なしと言われたよ

わたしは常に『心の平穏』を願って生きてる人間ということを説明しているのだよ…

『勝ち負け』にこだわったり 頭をかかえるような『トラブル』とか 夜もねむれないといった『敵』をつくらない…というのが わたしの社会に対する姿勢であり それが自分の幸福だということを知っている…

もっとも 闘ったとしても わたしは誰にも負けんがね
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Dont add me if:
You are a low level loser (dont want trade bots)
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You want to trade with me
You will eventually unfriend me cuz "hurr we never talk".

Also, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥, i dont remember every single person in my friend list. :SisterRam:

僕の日本語は最低ですが、少し分かります。

Discord: johannoshino :SisterRom:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Monogatari series. The symbolism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of how Nisioisin's mind works, the deep hints of symbolism and existentialism will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ararararagi's loliconic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal preferences draws heavily from Nisioisin's very own fetish, for instance. The fans understand this stuff, they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of how characters are developed in the Monogatari series, to realize that this series is more than just another mainstream, generic anime- the series says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike the Monogatari series truly ARE idiots- of course, they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Hachikuji's catchphrase "sorry, I flubbed", which itself is a cryptic reference to Japanese wordplay. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nisioisin's genius wit unfolds itself on their dimly lit computer monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 and yes, by the way, I DO have a tattoo of Shinobu's eight year old form. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin' personnel, kid. 😎
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a Gabriel! Santos, Mariano. 16 Mar @ 4:34am 

my tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

got out of bed at all

the morning rain clouds up my window

and I can't see at all

and even if I could it'd all be grey

but your picture on my wall

it reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad
a Gabriel! Santos, Mariano. 10 Mar @ 5:19pm 

I’m so calm I could kill you but I’m gonna kiss you and love you until I don’t hate you

I’m so calm I could make you the martyr but I do what’s harder this is my departure

I’m so calm I could write you a letter my knife is a pen it gets better and better

It’s subtle the way you measured every detail

Until I was small enough to hide in plain sight

Everything inside me’s all been ours

I’m angry but I’m staying scary calm
a Gabriel! Santos, Mariano. 10 Mar @ 1:35pm 

When did it end

All the enjoyment

I'm sad again

Don't tell my girlfriend

It's not what she's made for

What was I made for
a Gabriel! Santos, Mariano. 24 Feb @ 11:48am 

the gods of olympus have abandoned me
Noxxus 5 Feb @ 3:30pm 
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