Ready to outplay them all?

+rep AWP king

Let's go for one more?

^_^

⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⢤⣺⣾⣷⣷⣧⣌⣿⣿⡭⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣶⣶⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿
⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠏⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣁⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹
⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⠀⡳⠀⢈⡻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⣿⠇⠀⢰⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⡤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⡀⢻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣦⡀⢐⡿⢄⡀⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⡿⠀⠈⢤⡀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢲⣿⣈⠙⡻⠿⠃⢸⡔⠏⣹⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠬⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠
⠿⠃⠘⢳⣌⠛⣀⠀⢀⠀⠉⠛⠋⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣇⢪⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣀⣾⣧⠀⠀⢠⣿
⠖⢊⡛⣠⡻⣧⡛⢧⡸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚⠱⣾⣿⣿⡭⠟⠙⠙⠋⢸⣿⣿⠓⠀⠀⣼⣿
⣇⠈⠠⣎⢿⣌⡛⢿⣿⣌⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⡀⠀⠸⡿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠐⠍⣿
⡈⡳⠀⢹⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢰⣦⣤⣀⣀⣼⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡟⠀⢈⢌⣼⣿

A few hours ago, I learned that I am now (at least in theory) absurdly gay.

I was at my machine, my 386 with 4 megs of RAM running Linux, masturbating to pictures of RMS, when I got an email congratulating me on the success of VA Linux Systems IPO. I was working on my latest small project -- a clever little text parser that takes input from the user and puts it in a little cartoon-style word balloon coming out of a giant, erect ASCII penis's bulging head! Hahaha! It's called COCKSAY.