Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.
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Salesman: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin. Now, I know you've been here all day, so if you'll just sign this contract without reading it I'll take your blank check, and you won't not be not loving your time-share before you know it.
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<Knghtbrd> joeyh now has a terminal at the couch?
<Knghtbrd> That guy is wired, I swear =>
<doogie> Knghtbrd: laptop
<doogie> and I don't mean the cats.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
-- Thomas Berger
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"It was real. At least, if it wasn't real, it did support
them, and as that is what sofas are supposed to do, this,
by any test that mattered, was a real sofa. "
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