Recent reviews by Jimez

I launched the game expecting low-tier physics puzzles and ironic enlightenment. But the more I played, the more I saw myself in the crates of TNT, the falling boulders - my hatred for the Caesar and the Imposter grew, I had to save Jesus. And meanwhile, he stood there with me. Calm. Forgiving. Waiting for me to figure out how to protect Him—not because He needed me, but because I needed Him.

My wife, previously atheist and mildly hostile toward my faith, walked in during level 7. She watched as I gently guided a boulder away from the Holy One’s 2D frame. She said, “Why are you crying?” I said, “I think I believe again.”

We finished the game together. We now go to church on Sundays, and game on Saturdays. Our marriage counselor is confused but impressed. Our priest is just happy we stopped asking if level 14 is canonical.

Thank you, Save Jesus. You didn’t just save Him—you saved me.

Game just went f2p. Can I have my money back?!?!

I gotta be honest with all of you, it didn't feel like there was much heart in this DLC at all! This was the shortest DLC I have ever played. It took me about 2 hours to complete this, which in Fallout isnt that long. This DLC lacked the vibe that others had.

7/10- Two-Bears-High-Fiving

Honestly this is one of the hardest to complete DLC for Fallut New Vegas there is. Containing brainless humans, Cyber-pups , Idiotic smart things... Oh! And robot scorpians that are ten times as hard to kill as any super mutant you'll ever come across!

8/10- 'I can come here everyday and breath for you... If thats what you want'

This has gotta be the best DLC I have ever played. Fun and difficult land with a compelling storyline. 10/10- 'You can go home now Courier 6'

For the 3 Billionth time... Like Skyrim, just with guns and a more side driven storyline!

Oh and more compelling music as well as actualling interesting characters and factions...

As well as everything Skyrim should've had....

8.5/10- 'I used to be a courier like you, but then I took a bullet to the knee'

This is a good game and tests your stragety skills. it is hard to start but once everyones settled and things are running smoothly, the game practicaly plays itself! 8/10 M8 8 outta 10

This Game was a giant waste of my money. I DEMAND A REFUND. Not only does it keep crashing, but when I do play it, its nothing like the trailer. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY PEOPLE <DOESNT HAVE WHAT YOU EXPECT.