"🤓"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓" - or are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic.

My husband wants to have sex with 20 year old girls

We’re both Middle aged and we want to spice up our sex life since it’s been dull. We are open to having a threesome, specifically with other women because I’m not comfortable having sex with another man but my husbands preferences seem unrealistic. We are pushing 50 and he thinks 20 year old college girls are going to want to have sex with a middle aged couple. Our bodies aren’t that nice looking. We’re both overweight and obviously old looking lol

We made a tinder account for the threesome and we only matched with one girl who is 25 years old but she wants to have sex with my husband and not do anything with me? She bisexual and she doesn’t find me attractive and I guess she’s into older men and the “dad bod” thing. My husband is OK with this but this is going to upset me since I’m not included now

I was on discord with someone i met in a server. We were sexting and eventually they sent a ♥♥♥♥ pic. I decided to check out their info and found out they were 18. Or so i thought. Using special relativity I calculated that due to him running down stairs at exactly 1.5 meter per second time passed 1 plank time slower to him, which makes his real age 17.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 years old. Im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scared rn. I asked them to delete, they did, i deleted messages, blocked and left the server. I don't wanna go to jail nor be labeled a pedophile.

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+rep nice profile 😉

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