I'm the guy that got hit with summit1g's Molly down mid on inferno and inherited the 1g
https://clips.twitch.tv/HungryDeliciousRadishHeyGuys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co8ds7FPmfk&feature=youtu.be

Physical characteristics are also a very important part of any waifu. These traits include: glasses, thigh-highs, elf ears, ponytails, twin-tails, big boobs, small boobs, no boobs and of course, most powerful of all, a penis.

Prepare yourself, mortal. Your "facts" and "logic" are no match for my 50 zettabyte folder of smug anime girls.

Nani did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about watashi, you little baka? watashi will have you wakaru I graduated top of my class in doki doki academy, and I've been involved in numerous pantsu raids on my imouto, and i have over 300 confirmed waifus. Watashi is trained in hidden leaf jutsu and I'm the top soul reaper in the entire squad. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with chidoris the likes of which has never been seen before in nippon, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the internet? Think again you little baka.