Recent reviews by TORTANIC

It's alright for a gay acceptance speech.

it's got the gods and arby's got the beef. cross platform beef selections for days.

After playing the first two HDs, this one is just ♥♥♥♥. Looks like some 13 year old made this in a 20$ program.

get the katana you freaking gengi main going sweaty palms typing to how your team sucks, don't forget mom's spaghetti.

A+ story. Point and click works here.

Fishing/grapple servers for days.

theres a couple of fun classes in this game. id suggest playing on your mac while at starbucks taking a break from your male hate threads on tumblr.

Big maps, buggies, more skills to learn. Seems like a legit dlc that reminds me of actual expansion packs.

Was fun until they starting selling keys for crates with tiers at 2.49. I thought the 110$ of DLC was enough. Bleh, was a good run.

it has guns and stuff. i feel my life is complete and i require all the counterstrikes to get the dragon to grant me my one wish, to counterstrike until the cows go moo.