Recent reviews by Jewfro

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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Top Tier
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to Learn / Hard to Master
☐ Significant Brain Usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
☑ New Game +

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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"If somehow the Lord gave me a second chance at that moment... I would do it all over again."
- Joel Miller
- Me, buying this game for the 4th time (PS3-PS4-PS5-PC)

The Last of Us truly is a masterpiece, easily one of my all time favorite games & I would absolutely recommend playing this game to anyone. However, as of launch day it runs terribly on PC. Using max CPU/GPU at all times, taking forever to install shaders, and overall poor optimization. I will update my review when they hopefully fix this issue.

UPDATE: The game does run better now than it did on launch, but you'll still need some pretty good hardware. Also expect to sit at the main menu waiting for shaders to install.

haha spaceship go zoom

A naked man gave me corn then bashed my skull in with a rock.

10/10

I've played PUBG since the beginning, back when you had to buy it to play.

They recently made it so all non-trade-able skins no longer show up in your steam inventory.

Might not be a big deal to some people, but I really liked to show off my skins on my profile.

Please revert back to steam inventory, plenty of other games use it with no issue.

RIP H1Z1
2015 - 2018