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Unlocked 17 Oct, 2013 @ 8:44pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2013 @ 7:34pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2019 @ 12:03pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2019 @ 10:00pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 3:26pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2021 @ 2:24pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2013 @ 7:30pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 7:22pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2013 @ 7:43pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:40am