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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 2:16am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 4:34am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 11:04am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 10:20am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:37am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 9:20am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 8:55am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 10:02am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 2:09am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 4:53am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 11:53am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 4:25am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 9:34am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 9:52am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 9:13am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 10:10am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 5:24am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 5:16am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 9:38am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 10:32am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 11:47am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 10:11am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 5:11am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 5:22am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 6:32am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 4:23am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 2:00am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 10:38am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 9:58am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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