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Recent reviews by That Bastard Monk

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34.8 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
I really want to like this game. But it lacks so many things that would make it a complete game. The amount of loading screens is obscene. The single player gets stale within 5 missions and you are just moving the same pile of rocks out of the way of your one track path. Good luck finding a good match in multiplayer as there is 0 team balance and even after a match there is no team shuffling and you cant communicate with the other team in any capacity which often makes players turn on their teammates for venting. Youll also get dropped for no reasons quite frequently. Not crash, just lose connection to the space marine servers and fall out of the match/operation losing all points and effort. The main hub is empty and lacks any life unless youre playing operations it will just be you wandering from spot to spot or once you get bored of that quick traveling, which may be the only upside in this game. The customization wants to be cool and is more akin to a paint simulator. I know in a couple months to a year a lot more will get added but for a game that has been in development for so long it just feels lack luster and incomplete. 4/10 would not recommend to anyone that isnt a diehard warhammer fan who wants bolter porn on the easiest difficulty.
Posted 19 September, 2024.
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68.9 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
You stare at ducks. You name ducks. You love ducks. Ducks are best. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack.
Posted 4 January, 2024.
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39.8 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
This is a fun way to kill some time. While it can get confusing on the screen, thats kinda the point. The Tinctured modifier you earn from 40 items in one run helps.
Posted 3 January, 2024.
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93.9 hrs on record
This is a fantastic game. It can get a bit difficult but the learning curve is gentle and the game forces you to learn, or die. The characters are enjoyable, the art pleasant, and the music is amazing. A great game all around that really can be used as a way to kill 30mins or for a long haul.
Posted 24 December, 2023.
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75.0 hrs on record (58.4 hrs at review time)
This game is a perfect casual blend of base building, dungeon crawling, population management, and gambling simulator. It is amazing. Cute and dark. You will have a blast playing this if you dig rouge-like games. Easy to pick up, hard to put down. Get it. Now. So sayeth the Lamb.
Posted 9 July, 2023.
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10,201.9 hrs on record (5,058.7 hrs at review time)
Eh its alright to kill a minute or two.
Posted 15 January, 2023.
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150.3 hrs on record (99.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is what you get when you keep it simple. In short its Viking Minecraft. You are dropped off in the world with nothing but the clothes on your back and you start from there. Soon enough you'll be 20hours in wondering how you can make the bees happy. Trust me its a great, relaxing, fun, timekiller alone or with friends.
Posted 18 February, 2022.
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151.0 hrs on record
Good game, good story, good weapons, good world. Yes. Get.
Posted 23 June, 2021.
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2,213.5 hrs on record (2,182.2 hrs at review time)
Great simple wallpaper app with a wide selection of community made papers.
Posted 7 June, 2021.
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890.7 hrs on record (272.3 hrs at review time)
8/10. This game is wonderful. Not only is it beautiful to look at but the game play is a fun grind. Playing with friends, randoms, or by yourself you will constantly be having something to do. Sometimes it's hunting a meg, other times it's battling another crew for spoils or simple spite, sometimes you're getting 4 crews together in an alliance to do a fort and taking pictures complimenting each others wardrobes and ships. It is such a deep game. While it really is something anyone can pick up and play, with time you can be an unstoppable machine of carnage on the seas. Don't worry about paying money to unlock cool skins, there are PLENTY of options if you focus on one thing or another.
Posted 7 June, 2021.
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