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Recent reviews by Jermu

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1 person found this review helpful
11.1 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
ei voi runkata paska peli🙄
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
185.4 hrs on record (103.9 hrs at review time)
hyvä peli jos paskasta tykkää👍
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
72.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
hyvä peli eli hyvä peli
Posted 6 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
30.3 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
This game changed my life, the second I beat the game my wife and kids came back with the milk. I also got accepted into Harvard university where i am now studying art and have lots of job offers already. I also have a partnership with Elon Musk and I am a multi millionaire. Thank you for making my life happy again.
Posted 24 April, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
11.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.
Posted 7 January, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
30.8 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
paska
Posted 30 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
122.7 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Ihan jeebajea
Posted 27 December, 2020. Last edited 25 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
78.6 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
iha maukas varsinkin kavereitten kanssa:D
Posted 3 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.2 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
6/5 kannattaa ostaa:)
Posted 17 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
250.3 hrs on record (27.0 hrs at review time)
ihan hyvä mutta minun ja miukan maailmaan on turha yrittää tulla>:(
Posted 19 June, 2020.
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