Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills – preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called?

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

I'm packing an active MAC address spoofer, battery-powered so it's untraceable. All my ethernet connections are crossover and I hacked my network hardware to flip the pins because ♥♥♥♥ comcast. I'm also running Templefox 457 which is a firefox fork that forks again anytime more than 3 users adopt it, so nobody bothers cracking it for 3 victims max. Also running bisonherd which invisibly "clicks" 50 random browser links each time I visit a page, so my trail is way noisy and cluttered. I also change my identity once a month, and I redefine month to mean some arbitrary length of time once a month so nobody knows how often I change my identity. I don't go outside without cvdazzle makeup to booch facial recognition. Pic related. Plus, my monitor is a block of lead glass to prevent van eyck phreaking.

+rep burps a lot

Al Qaeda Chicken (Also known as A.Q.C) is a business enterprise owned and run by Osama bin Laden to rival what he referred to as "Dirty American chicken-in-a-bucket" (also known as Kentuckistan Fried Chicken or KFC). They are very similar to "Dirty American chicken-in-a-bucket", in the sense that their food is also served in buckets imbued with anthrax. They are best known for "Uranium Fried Chicken Heads" and "Gas-Grilled French Fries".

A lot of controversy has been created due to the fact that Al Qaeda Chicken uses the profits of their enterprise to fund Global Terrorism, although this cannot be proven due to the fact that nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥.

Many question the safety of Al Qaeda Chicken's produce, as it's food is cooked using Depleted Uranium and other Nuclear substances. A lot of people find the growth of a new arm or foot to be both disturbing and uncomfortable, although I can't say I found it to be a problem at all.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Smug Grave Robber. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Smug Grave Robber pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear.