I'am Russian PC discs, cabbage, Putin, and so forth.

YOYO

Or maybe it is becaus--OH GOD THERE'S A BEAR IN MY OATMEAL!

or is Jesus laughing at you because he planted the idea of you making that your icon. It was in his devious plan to commandere your profile so he can make a gauranteed fool out of you. No sir this is not heresy, nor treason. This is Democracy.