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Oh James 🗣️🗣️🗣️ eu quero uma salada 🥗 de fruatã 🥵🥭🍍🍌 olha 🧐 que habilidade 🏂 olha que habilidade 🥵⚽ *moto buffando no fundo* eu quero uma salada 🥗 de fruta 🍍🍉 James 🚶no capricho👌🏻 tem de 5 🖐🏻 de 7 🖐🏻✌🏻de 10 🖐🏻🖐🏻 me dê uma de 5 🖐🏻 aqui tá na mão ✋🏻🤵🍹 tá aqui👆🏻 iiiiisso James😋 muito obrigado🤝🏻 brigado😀👍🏻 deus abençoe 🙏🏻🤲🏻 esse é o James 👉🏻👉🏻😎👈🏻👈🏻 hã???🧐 da salada de fruta🍹😋 o artista de circo 🎪20:54/-strong/-heart:>:o:-((:-hĐã gửi

the red flags:
- default unity provided checkbox in settings menu
- blurry sprites (devs need to set Filter Mode to Point in the import settings of the sprite asset)
- defaults to 1080p on a 1440p monitor?
- music volume setting did not affect the intro or menu music whatsoever

the old DS game is way better

this game gets me so excited i start throwing honeybuns powdered with phosphorous sulfide at homeless people

play "Tom Tom" by Holy F*ck as you annihilate cannibal camps

This review was ChatGPT generated.
Prompt: Generate me a good review that's critical of Halo Infinite on Steam. Keep it short and funny.
Response:
Halo Infinite: where the 'infinite' seems to refer to the loading screens and bugs, rather than endless enjoyment. Master Chief's latest adventure feels less like a galactic hero's return and more like a confused soldier lost in a maze of glitches. The graphics are stunning – if you can actually get past the eternal loading loop to see them. 7/10 – for those who enjoy a game of 'spot the bug' more than the actual gameplay!

i'm a grow homer

i have a feeling that this will become one of those pieces of software that you'll spin up after a prolonged time of abandoning it, and you'll want to relive the moments of playing it with your friends for the first time.

I got my homies the pie. I helped the wizard with his dual phone life. I saved the day.

More enjoyment and challenge than Elden Ring

10/10

WOW I REALLY LIKE TO HUNT GHOSTS IN PASHMOPHOBIA!!! THIS GAME ROCKS!!! SO SCARY AND FUN!!!

NERTS! is my favorite game. I can't get enough of NERTS! it's just too good. Love you NERTS! :)