YES I love Jesus Christ and NASCAR please do not slash my tires



"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"

How about a MAGIC trick?

There is no team in Teemo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Went to the pizzeria
Came back with gonorrhea

We may have lost the battle, but we got the Teemo.

I don't know you! Why are you here? You're no guest of mine!
Why did you come back here? You're not a nice person, are you? You make me sick!
I told you not to come back here! I see that my opinion of you doesn't matter... If you insist on returning here, then I should leave!

Rasmus: almost
[MiT] T.: Btw don't use Bloodthirster
[MiT] T.: Use Blade of the Ruined King
[MiT] T.: it's infinitely better
Rasmus: TOO LATE
Rasmus:
[MiT] T.: TOO LATE I GOT 6 BLOODTHIRSTERS

CACTUS QUEEN: tell me about vaas montenegro
Vaas Montenegro: hes more than a little bit crazy
Vaas Montenegro: he has family issues
Vaas Montenegro: but
Vaas Montenegro: hes really cool
Vaas Montenegro: i really like him
Vaas Montenegro: but
Vaas Montenegro: at the same time
Vaas Montenegro: i absolutely despise him
Vaas Montenegro: its tough
CACTUS QUEEN: is he handsomer than handsome jack
Vaas Montenegro: no
Vaas Montenegro: thats impossible
Vaas Montenegro: he has a mohawk though
CACTUS QUEEN: is he mohawkier than mohawk jack

Protagonist: hooray for me
CACTUS QUEEN: u r the leader of the free world
Protagonist: cool
Protagonist: what about the rest
CACTUS QUEEN: i dont know yet we r working on it
Protagonist: nice
Protagonist: just how much of the world is free anyway
CACTUS QUEEN: not much
Protagonist: well ♥♥♥♥

[MiT] Tass: chem test
[MiT] Tass: next wednesday
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: um
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: wait
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: what
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: ♥♥♥♥
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: NOT GOOD
[MiT] Tass: nomenclature
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: um
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: robot=metal gear
[MiT] Tass: "lubuda pls taech agin"
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: can i just put mgs quotes for all my answers
[MiT] Tass: yes
[MiT] Tass: NO
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: TOO LATE

[MiT] Tass: What state is iron usually found in
[MiT] Tass: LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIID
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: um
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: no
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: correct answer is
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: YUR MUM
[MiT] Tass: O
[MiT] Tass: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: REKT
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: REKTREKTREKTREKT
[MiT] Tass: DEEEEEESTROYED
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR: TYRANNOSAURUS REKT

Jackson: "Are you involved with some bad people?" Oh no, I only just shotgunned a guy off a building. Nothing bad.
Liam: Yeah, like Spider-Man!

SirNDer: top tier
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze: stoopid
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze: cant smack the little ac
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze: mac
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze: damn
SirNDer: Little ac
SirNDer: Air conditioner?
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze: little air conditioning
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze: HAS BETTER AIR GAME THAN MAC THOUGH
SirNDer: BETTER NERF THE AIR CONDITIONER
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze: WHOOOOAOOA
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze:
SirNDer: OOOO
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze:
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze:
Hihaznustile Hihaznugraze:
SirNDer: MAC JUST GOT A LITTLE REKT


Tartarus, the tower that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Some climb because they don't know what it was
And they go on and on because...

SirNDer: So I fireballed myself
NICE SHEEP: NICE
NICE SHEEP: that's some advanced mindgames right there
SirNDer: OH YOU HAVE A YETI? NICE SHEEP

SirNDer: DIVINE SHIELD THE TAUNT MINION HAHAHA