Recent reviews by Jawunleashed

*Aggressively toots*
(Don't take this out of context)

pain

I don't have enough hours in this game to review the game

An amazing adventure full of fully-fleshed out characters! With a ton of awesome missions and a combat system that's revamped since Mass Effect 1, I have nothing but praise for this masterpiece! If you're into making life or death choices (such as whether to purchase a cute hamster), Mass Effect 2 is 100% for you! Worth every penny and you will not regret purchasing it!

*Falls off platform*
10 out of 10.

Got a literal hand cannon. A cannon in my hand. Used it and got blown back.

10/10 would hand cannon again

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PL@Y tH3 GAM3!

This game is ridiculous.
This game's graphics suck.
This game's gunplay is super sloppy.
This game's multiplayer lobbies are ridiculously laggy.
This game's sound engineering is laughable.

BUT WHY IS IT SO FUN YOU ASK??

BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY A SKETCHY FREE-TO-PLAY MAX PAYNE.

Seriously, this game sucks. But it's a terribly fun time.
(Yeah, it's contradictory, honestly.)

3/10 would play again.

You want to know how great this game is?

I've bought this game on EVERY console that I've owned. Xbox, Playstation, PC...
I've went out of my way to own and play each version because I love this series so much.

Borderlands 2 is the penicle of shooting games, and if you want the short version of this
review, I can sum it up in one word: AMAZING.

Seriously, it's a great game. Now, on to the pros and cons of this game.

Pros:
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+ Tons of great weapons! (Like, seriously, The Conference Call!!!)
+ Tons of great bosses! (Plus you can farm the LOOT out of them!
+ Tons of quests! (EACH HAS SO MUCH LOOT!)
+ Tons of fun to be had! (Who doesn't like to shoot things)
+ Tons of areas to explore! (Seriously, this is such an open-world!)
+ Tons of explosions! (Mr. Torgue would be PROUD!)
+ Tons of DLC! (If you get the GOTY edition, you have SO much content!)
+ There are a lot of great characters who play so much different than others!
+ Characters customization is sweeeeet! (I can look like a meat bicycle!)
+ The stories of this game and DLC are very well-crafted!
+ Gunplay is smooth, and even better on PC.
+ Enemies are varied and each have a way of fighting!
+ BRICK
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Cons:
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- NONE!!!!!
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Seriously, what are you waiting for?? There's so much good with this game
that I honestly can't think of any bads! It's so good! It's so fun! And it
deserves literally ALL of the praise that it gets! Get the game if you haven't already!

10/10 Would totally loot and shoot again!

Subnautica has always been a game that I've looked forward to.

The ability to explore an almost endless ocean is a terrifying, and fascinating concept
that this game explores beautifully. Here is my review:

Pros:

+ Amazing graphics
+ Tons of different biomes
+ Terrifying creatures
+ That one fish with the funny eyes
+ TONS of customization with a base
+ Lots of vehicles and ways of travel
+ World feels alive, no matter how lost you feel
+ Open-World! I mean, who doesn't love open-world?
+ Surviving feels like a want, instead of a hassle
+ You can have a fish tank, full of fish... underwater
+ Lots of hidden prizes, items, and landmarks
+ Story is actually coming along!
+ Developer is constantly pushing updates, so new items ahoy constantly!

Cons:

- Pop-ins can be prevelant
- Panel management can be a pain when customizing base
- 2spooky4me sometimes. Jk, it's not too scary.
- Fighting can be pretty tedious, but it's probably meant to be that way

Overall: 9.5/10

The game is fantastic, and honestly it's only the tiny things that may bother you.
For an Early Access Game, this game feels complete, and honestly I would be happy
to purchase the full game if this were the final product. Even now, the developer is
pushing out new items and updates, so that is extremely encouraging!

PURCHASE THIS GAME, and have an awesome time! :)