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hi

-Rep After a good game in Rocket League, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rocket League lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Ladies, he's straight as ♥♥♥♥ and will never cheat on u with a man. He got an accent and will play his guitar with his feet. He's the hippy you hear u about but never see. +rep hippy
I am a non paid spokesman.

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this dude is a huge liar, actually has a massive penis and now I have intestinal ruptures and need a replacement stomach. THANKS BRO +1 REP