13:55 - ❀Taylor Swift: BRING ME DEATH
13:55 - ❀Taylor Swift: I want a nice girl who appreciates my love for a drink
13:56 - ❀Taylor Swift: Just a regular day and I can shout "BRING ME DEATH" and she brings me like a tall glass of pure alcohol
13:56 - Hey: Wanna hear something horrible
13:56 - Hey: I know for a fact that there are like
13:56 - Hey: "Creams"
13:56 - Hey: To make vagina emulsions taste like things. Alcohol included
13:57 - Hey: Which makes me think
13:57 - Hey: Has anybody ever used one and got called Vodka ♥♥♥♥?
13:57 - ❀Taylor Swift: Spicy
13:57 - Hey: Spicy ♥♥♥♥
13:57 - Hey: OH NO THIS REMINDS ME OF THE ARTICLE ABOUT A GUY
13:57 - Hey: PUTTING CHILLI ALL OVER HIS SISTER'S VAGINA
13:57 - Hey: OH NO
13:57 - ❀Taylor Swift: >when she asks you to get the hot sauce before sex
13:57 - Hey: Wait no not vagina
13:57 - ❀Taylor Swift: 0w0
13:58 - Hey: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
13:58 - Hey: Dildo
13:58 - Hey: 0w0
13:58 - ❀Taylor Swift: I'm dying
13:58 - Hey: *notices Tay and rubs sword* OWO BRING ME DEATH!!!!
13:58 - ❀Taylor Swift: Imagining licking hot sauce off your girl
13:58 - ❀Taylor Swift: BRING ME DEATH!!!!!
13:58 - Hey: BRING ME DEATH and just goes in a bending motion and presents her vagina right in your face with a hot sauce bottle sticking out of it
13:59 - ❀Taylor Swift: I'm done
13:59 - ❀Taylor Swift: Lmao
13:59 - Hey: I can't feel my heartbeats anymore
13:59 - Hey: :concern:
13:59 - ❀Taylor Swift: :no_good:
14:00 - Hey: No seriously my heartrate slowed down to a halt all of the sudden
14:00 - Hey: Quick give me the Spicy ♥♥♥♥ to wind it back up
14:00 - ❀Taylor Swift: NEED SOME HEAT

14:02 - BRING ME DEATH: Like the best thing is
14:02 - ❀Taylor Swift: kek
14:02 - BRING ME DEATH: I imagine the day being like
14:02 - BRING ME DEATH: Calm
14:03 - BRING ME DEATH: You're both sitting in those grandpa chairs
14:03 - BRING ME DEATH: That go back and forth and suddenly
14:03 - BRING ME DEATH: Out of the top of your lungs BRING ME DEATH
14:03 - ❀Taylor Swift has changed their name to ❀Taylor (hotsauce) Swift.
14:03 - BRING ME DEATH: And you go back to sleeping on your chair
14:03 - ❀Taylor (hotsauce) Swift: BRING ME DEATH
14:03 - ❀Taylor (hotsauce) Swift: She just slowly gets out of her rocking chair to get the alcohol and hot sauce

I CAN FINALLY DO THIS IN STEAM NOW AND NOBODY CAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP ME
OH GOD
https://i.imgur.com/NWVZXls.jpg

[23:54]
❀Tay:
LOOL
THE END IS NIGH

[23:55]
Dacia 1310:
NOT UNTIL COW GETS HIS EDUCATION
Then the world can burn
:mmm:
You just see this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cow with one of those cute graduate hats and a diploma in it's mouth
Everything else is just fire and brimstone

[23:55]
❀Tay:
https://flower94.s-ul.eu/ll0CBm9x
The world will burn
firebug

[23:56]
Dacia 1310:
Firecow
You squeeze the udders and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire comes out

[23:56]
❀Tay:
Regular ass cow doing regular ass cow things but it's completely on fire
Minding his own business and setting ablaze the entire field

[23:59]
Dacia 1310:
Regular cow lookin' ass
Eatin' grass
Walkin' around cluelessly because it's dumb
Milking time
Guy just cracks his knuckles, warms up his wrists
Squeeze
"Enemy MOAB inbound"