Main PC:
Manufactor: xbox 359
CPU: A old apple with some butter in the middle
GPU: I pissed in it and it hardened up in one area I think that works
RAM: 14 tootsie roll wrappers and a staple
Memory: 400 dead ants and a wasp
Power Supply: 2 AAA batterys
Sound Card: ps2 micraphone
Motherboard: A checkers board and a fork
Windows 9000 Ultimate Vista Edition
Screens: 2 Cardboard boxes that say "swag" on them
Keyboard: frying pan with pam stains and a dead mosquito
Mouse: a brick with a grilled napkin
Headset:1 earbud with choclate in the bud so you can't hear

Total: 1$ for bus ticket to the landfill (ik im a rich ♥♥♥♥♥)