Recent reviews by Jarvavion

Pretty much the best game £3.97/£4.79 can buy. Or whatever that is in your applicable currency. But it isn't actually.

Well, okay, it's a fun game I guess but there's better? But it's still a fun game. Y'know, like, provides entertainment and stuff. It's fun. To play. Play the game. Buy the game and play the game.

Punch everyone into a coma because moral boundaries are what wimps use to justify their dislike of being punched into a coma. Then replay the game since it's so short and try to go the pacifist route only to end up realising you still need to punch a fair few people anyway. The game is all about punching if I'm honest. Occasionally kicking. Punching is easier though. Shoulder bashing is also fun. There's pretty much no food involved. Or selling out, wrestling is fake afterall.

Did I convince you to buy the game yet? No? Time to bring out the big guns.

Will Fight For Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Year: Colon is a game. Buy the game and play it. Please?

It's short, it's funny, it has combat mechanics to rival the mightiest flash Newgrounds has to offer and I don't regret purchasing it one bit. I just wish it was longer.

It also has really good music.