Spastic russkie
Butt connoisseur
Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Alcoholism & Brutally Crippling Depression, the ABCD's of life
Vodkagnome
Hill Giant
Mongolian Overlord
Black Russian Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Illegitimate Father
Who?
Numbers confuse him
Skilled at surf
EXPERIENCED AT SURF
Blind ♥♥♥♥

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More to come