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shaking boy legs ｡◕‿◕｡

breathless boys moaning (◡‿◡✿)

little boy body twitches (◕‿◕✿)

curled boy toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

boys whimpering (✿ ♥‿♥)

quivering boy lips and glossed over eyes ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

boys having squirmy little orgasms ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

I don't know if you guys know this...but there is a massive trend of hate on the internet towards those of us who wear trilbies. Incessantly, we're stereotyped as obnoxious, overly prideful douchebags who try to distinguish ourselves as being more mature, more intelligent, etc, than everyone else. Now you guys know me. I believe I'm a decent guy but I'm certainly not a douchebag about it.My trilby is not a symbol for anything beyond my own personal taste. It's not a message directed at anyone. But I'm being dragged down because of a simple choice of attire? No more, I say. Thus. i'm starting an organization called the NAATW (National Association for the Advancement of Trilby Wearers). Together we'll combat the hate and the prejudice, so that one day our children will be judged not by the hat upon their head, but by the content of their character.

When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.

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traps are not ♥♥♥. I repeat, traps ARE NOT ♥♥♥. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less ♥♥♥ than some women.
I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be ♥♥♥, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT ♥♥♥. IF YOU ♥♥♥♥ SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥?
I can kinda see why people think having a ♥♥♥♥ makes it ♥♥♥, but the ♥♥♥♥ only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM ♥♥♥. If you wanna ♥♥♥♥ a woman who looks manly as ♥♥♥♥, I'm not gonna call you ♥♥♥, but you shouldnt call me ♥♥♥ for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps either.