James's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 8:43am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 8:45am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 4:59am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 12:42pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 12:15pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 11:50am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2019 @ 6:32am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 10:02am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2019 @ 3:17pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 11:54am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 8:46am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2019 @ 6:08am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 10:37am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 2:51pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 8:34am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 8:06am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 8:31am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 5:26am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 18 May, 2019 @ 1:11pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 8:47am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 18 May, 2019 @ 11:18am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 8:47am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 8:06am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 9:21am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 6:38am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 16 May, 2019 @ 9:04am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:38am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2019 @ 11:39am

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 4:12am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!