Recent reviews by Jambam

If you love being repeatedly interrupted from whatever you're doing by unskippable and intensely boring cutscenes then this is the game for you.

The first hour has zero gameplay aside from a painful slow-walking segment followed by a chase sequence. Also, the game initially opens with a 10 minute cutscene that is REPEATED if you manage to die afterwards. If you're like me and enjoy testing the bounds of what you can and cannot do in a new game, then you'll be watching the intro twice.

0/10 I would rather watch paint dry than play more of this game. Do yourself a favor and play something else that actually respects the player's intelligence and time.

Lower the price already ffs

More addictive than crack