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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!
Stay safe and wear your mask when you're hanging out!
Don't forget - 22.12.2020 , Winter Sale is coming ... to town!
All the best,
Andrei
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🎍 * 💄 * 📘 * 🐝 * 🎫 * 🎈 * 💚 * 👑 * 👃 * 🔋 * 🚘 * 💃 * 🎄 * 🎫 * 🐠 * 📒
ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby."
"Is this her first baby?" asked the operator.
"No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband."
ㅤ* If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
ㅤ* Van Gogh goes into a pub and his mate asks him if he wants a drink.
"No thanks", said Vincent, "I've got one ear."
🐊 * 👳 * 🌋 * 🚘 * 🎁 * 🐟 * 📗 * 📕 * ⛳ * 🎈 * 😺 * 💎 * 💛 * 🕺 * 👹 * 🥒
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!
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