- rep isnt chivalrous (literally plays chivalry)

I suspect hes a femboy

-rep
Members of the Jury...

45 minutes ago I witnessed this man defecating in the urinal in the men's bathroom, I'm submitted file 43a to evidence, which is a photograph of said event, captured by myself

No further questions your honour

-rep Caught him digging through my trash

-rep unironically plays league

Time is money, and this brokey was spending mine.