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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:57am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:43am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:26am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:47pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May @ 4:13pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:21am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:43am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:43am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:37am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:37am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:55am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:07am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:12am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:47pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:17am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 4:59pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:22am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 8:24am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 8:24am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 8:24am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:45am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:28am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:33am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:33am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:05am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 10:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:37am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:03am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:42am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:36am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:36pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:11pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:47am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:46am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:18am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:36pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:13pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 4:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May @ 4:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:56pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 3:40pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:54am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:26am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 2:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:58am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 3:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:51am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:51am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:29am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:13pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 1:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:36am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 5:14pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 May @ 10:18am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:12am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:22am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:17pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:19pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:56pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:21am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:33am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 12:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 9:15am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 May @ 11:57am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 May @ 12:11am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:27pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:27pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:59am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:32am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 3:54pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:52am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:34am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:56am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:06am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:24am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 10:24am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:09am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:17am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:23pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:12am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 May @ 12:14am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:56am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 2:46pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:38pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:28am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:52am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:18am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 4:44pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:49pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:00pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 5:14pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:58pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:59pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 3:31am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:52pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:15pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:17am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:44am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:09pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:11am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 2:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 May @ 12:19am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 May @ 6:36am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:57am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:16am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:51am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:59am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:44am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:18am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 10:31am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:18am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:20pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:12am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:49am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:27am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:33pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 7:04pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:14am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:14am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:18am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:56pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:03am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:04am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:13am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:17am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:35am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:30am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:35am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:53am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 8:24am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 May @ 8:59pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:22am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:14am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:46am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:20pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:42pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:56am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:23am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:54pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:02pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:34am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:05am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:35am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:03am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:29am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:39am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:41am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:33am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:18am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:58pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:28am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:44am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:54am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:59pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:49am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:25am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:45am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:14pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:27am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:26pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:47am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:48am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:10am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:31am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 May @ 4:45pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:06pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:23pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:01am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:28am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:33am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:37am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:40am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:54am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 14 May @ 9:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:28am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 May @ 3:33pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:44am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 May @ 5:11am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:39pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:59am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:17am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:30am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:01am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:06am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:28am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:54pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:49pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:19pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:34am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:39am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:03am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:31am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:38am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:36am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:10am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:30am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:45am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:47am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:16am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:43am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 May @ 3:35pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:22pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 4:44pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:34pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:56am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:10am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:06pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:06am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:43am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:54pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:37am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:36pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:22pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:04am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:28am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:35am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:58am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:59am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:07am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:11am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:48am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:28am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:36am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:36am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:42am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:53am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:04am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:13am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:57am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:13pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:42am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:42am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:49am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:54am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:29am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:01am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 11:50am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:09am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:53am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:44am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:23am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:47am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:22am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:41am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May @ 11:57am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:50pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:09am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:26am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:38pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May @ 4:42pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May @ 1:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 May @ 9:15pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:42am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:53am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:03am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:03am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:07am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:16am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:49am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:07pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:37pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:38pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:52am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:41pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:12am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:56pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:35am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:04am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:39am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:38pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:00pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:01am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:16am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:25pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:43am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:27pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:13am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May @ 4:49pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:33am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:05am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:57am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:14pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 4:42pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:28pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:09am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 11:46am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:45am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:34pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:28am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:11pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May @ 2:52am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:34am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May @ 3:47am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 12:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:30am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:55pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 4:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May @ 12:01am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May @ 11:57am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:17am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:17am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:57am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 11:46am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 11:47am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:38pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:39pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:01pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:29am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:29am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May @ 1:22pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May @ 12:01am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:25pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:41am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:50am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:57am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 11:55am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:37pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:00pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:02pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:29am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May @ 1:22pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 May @ 2:53am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May @ 3:33pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May @ 3:44pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May @ 5:19am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 May @ 2:21pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:22am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:20pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:28am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:43am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:36am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:38pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:28am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May @ 2:52am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May @ 2:47pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:24pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:13am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:36pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:03am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:26pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:36am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:19pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May @ 10:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:37am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:44am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:33am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:57am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:57am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 May @ 3:31am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:03am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:43am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:00am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:37am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:02am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:31am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:39am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:28am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:19pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 May @ 12:01am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:32am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:28am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:38pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:48am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:35am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:12pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 2:05pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:01pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:29am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May @ 12:11am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:09pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May @ 9:15pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May @ 9:15pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May @ 6:36am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:20pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May @ 12:01am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May @ 9:03pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:34pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 May @ 12:01am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:21pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:09am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 9:34am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May @ 12:02pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:30pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:30am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:56am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:12am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:49am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:38pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 4:42pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 May @ 1:22pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 May @ 9:15pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:06am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:29am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 1:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:25pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 May @ 1:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May @ 1:18pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:19pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 May @ 9:15pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 May @ 9:00pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May @ 5:19am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 2:47pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:18am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May @ 3:35pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked