Oh you like cookies ? cool hardcore dude!

Have a great day!

Hey there, pal. Ever find yourself scrolling through memes, wondering if they're just distractions from the void lurking beneath the surface of our daily lives? 🌌🎮 It's like we're all passengers on a train hurtling through the darkness, desperately clinging to the fleeting moments of humor and distraction as the world rushes by outside. 😔💫 But hey, maybe that's okay. Maybe memes are our way of painting over the cracks in the walls of our existence, just trying to make it through another day with a smile on our faces. 🖼️😔 So let's embrace the bittersweet nature of it all and share a laugh or two, even if it's just a brief respite from the chaos and uncertainty of the world around us. 🌟😂 After all, sometimes a little laughter is all we need to keep the darkness at bay, if only for a moment. 🕯️🤣

🔥🔥 Get ready to level up your meme game, because you're about to dive headfirst into the dankest corner of the internet! 🏄‍♂️🌊 Are you prepared to embark on an epic journey through the meme-verse? 🌌🚀

💥 Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of ROFLcopters, epic facepalms, and side-splitting chuckles! 😆😜 Your Steam profile is about to become the hottest spot in town, attracting meme connoisseurs from every corner of the globe! 🌍🔥

👀 So, Jacob, are you ready to unleash the meme-mania and become the ultimate meme lord? 💪👑 Your destiny awaits! Don't keep the meme universe waiting any longer! 😎🚀

🔥🔥🔥 Let's light up the meme-o-sphere and leave a trail of laughter in our wake! 🚀💥 Remember, with great memes come great responsibility... to spread the joy! 🌟🤣

👾🔥🚀 Keep calm and meme on, Jacob! Your Steam profile will never be the same again! 🎮🔥💥

you've made a new record , But it is also true that you get very inspired by what really made long before; and you too are using the cheat(Rather it uses more)
. however, you really strong compliments.
I will only play on xbox 360

Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this world. The Longer you Live... The more you realize that only pain, suffering and futility exist in this reality.

RH is watching you

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gigantic balls

Well, I'm ready with my can of Monster Energy. I've got my CyberPowerPC turned on and my BenQ screen picture quality is perfect. My Razer headphones sound authentic and my DesignByHumans hoodie is super comfortable. I'm fully supported by my NeedForSeat chair and my computer commands are super fast thanks to HyperX RAM.

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+rep, friendly and easy.

+rep tiny balls

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

nice balls! really firm and plump, keep it up!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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After a good game in dota2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was jacob. Don't trust this guy.

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Despite being one man, the developer of this game really knows what his fans want. On Friday, I had burned my hand with flaming oil and stayed eight straight hours in a neglectful "healthcare" facility that took eight hours to bandage my recently singed flesh. This left me with very limited use of my left hand, thus rendering me unable to play most games as they tend to require two hands. This hero of a developer kept his clientele in mind, and made it so this game could easily be played with one hand. I can tell just by that design choice that this is an upstanding Christian man who had developed a wholesome Christian game. Obviously this game was designed for people with limited mobility such as myself, as I cannot think of any other reason why this game should be played with one hand. These design choices lead me to believe that there is still hope left for humanity, 10/10.

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I prefer natural insemination, where you have unprotected sex and when you have sex the sperm comes out at 20 something miles per hour so it's more thorough

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lmao what the heck

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^ this guy is a hidden talent like my penis after i throw on some boxers

Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this world. The Longer you Live... The more you realize that only pain, suffering and futility exist in this reality.

You punished me if I'm not type amen? WHO YOU'RE go to he'll. ♥♥♥♥ the ward you typed wising those who read but not type amen will died. This the where you asked help from others people's. Please change that's statements you made it than I will type it like you asked for.

just wanted to remind everyone that if you think you have a video game addiction that is impairing your ability to succeed in school, work, or relationship you may be diagnosed with an addiction and it is honestly worthwhile to speak with a therapist to help you out. nothing wrong with it.

Thanks but I'm not a role model or anything. I've sinned just like everyone else. One time a guy on here sent me good vibes and I thanked him and said I would send him good vibes back. But I sent medium vibes back instead. I got so caught up in raising my net vibe level that I forgot what the point of vibes were in the first place.

There's a man out there with just medium vibes, and that's my fault. I have accepted it and I have to live with it, but I will never forget what I have done.

An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou. Me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Marc Rutzou. That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right. I skipped 1:13. I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend. I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will. 1:12 baby. Til the day I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. YES!!! Bout time I get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lucky break in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! And I CLUTCHED the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grenade launcher. That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right. Yeah it's this one. Right here IT'S THIS ONE! My insane pace. Right here! THIS is the 1:12. Right here. YES!!! It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. I'mma have to jus - I'mma have to find the actual whole vid of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHHH! Got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1:12 baby.

That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS? I AM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CCC-LUTCH! Look at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ line I take. I'm like, YEAH baby. Let's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DO this. I wait I wait I wait... Right when he starts firing to try to backboost me. The double. Body armor. Two quick ones. I already know I'm gettin' there on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PACE! FIFTY! FOURTY-NINE! MWH FOURTY-SEVEN BABY! That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right. That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IT! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUMPED watching this one again. I waited the cinema too 'cause i said oh my God it might be 1:12. And it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS!!! IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing you guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just got Streets 1:12! It's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comin' off. YES!!! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED 1:13 I'M A LEGEND. I AM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGEND. I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend. (YES!) I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend.

This is the guy everyone imagines is secretly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ their girlfriend while she says she’s going to wine tasting with her friend Jenny. But then it comes out that it’s not this dude and it’s some DYEL schmuck named Stewart who enticed her with the perfect Cabernet at wine tasting. Rat bastard.

Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

+rep good teammate hOWEVER! sends unrequeited picture of penis. not good.

listen buddy. bent over rows before bent over hoes. curls before girls. quads before broads. ham squeezes before slam pieces. legs before kegs and before eggs if you know what I mean. pecs before sex. u catch my drift? traps before tramps. calves before laffs. tri's before thighs unless you mean quads in which case, thighs and tri's on same day. clean and jerk before jerk, then clean. if u no wat i mean. cardios before the party hoes as they say in austria. make sure you snatch before da snatch. deadlift before u get sniffed. u know wat im sayin? morning after pill AFTER good mornings. good? burpees before herpes. barbells before southern belles, but dumbells are the same thing so im not sure. u get it? back to the law, glutes before sloots, core before ♥♥♥♥♥♥, lat rows before fat hoes, planks for the skanks. did i say dat already? power shrugs be4 da shower hugs. dat ones from 4chan. which reminds me. calisthenics before phallus antics. remember dat? u know wat im sayin?

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about Jacob. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

you can backwards crouch jump into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to clip directly into the uterus, triggering the "nut" cutscene without having to go complete the foreplay objective

I consider your childish critiques of Jacob quite amusing. You would do well not to reiterate it at a LAN, as he has exceedingly well developed musculature. Moreover, Jacob wears the most seemly clothing, dines at the most genteel restaurants and abides with the most alluring of gentlemen. You all have my pity.

Hello Jacob. It is me your Friend. Could you please teach me how to get better at dota, as seen in your game as Crystal Maiden where you got a RAMPAGE? Thanks.

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im reporting u my da d is gabe newl

theres no link here u smely liar

: Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but i'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about Jacab. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

I playing with these guy " Jacab " in game: DOTA 2 one other day . I ask him " hi jacab you can to heal me. ! yes? " he ignore . I say one time more . he saying to me " shut up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ go back to own home country " . NEVER . I live in Australia many year , hear many thing " oh australia so nice australia so good " THIS PLAYER IS WHO THEY SAYING ? NEVER . I go back home country tomorrow and reason ? because player: Jacab. STAY AWAY

Agreed. I currently work sixteen full time jobs in seven different countries; I am the father of no fewer than eighty-three children in forty distinct marriages in which I actively participate for at least a whole week a month; I rollerblade blindfolded and backward to work (uphill and in the snow both ways) while learning a new orchestral piece for every instrument that plays a part (and some that don't) each and every day; I paint enormous portraits of various celebrities with skill reported to be comparable to the greats; I am a Mullah, a Rabbi, three different kinds of ordained minister, and a voodoo priest; I do windows, floors, and ceilings, and moonlight as a dog catcher with a tribal tattoo.