I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle lit diners and Watching Romantic Comedies. I really think we could click you know? I love you. I could be your superman? or your Spiderman.... or maybe on the weekends your Cat Woman if i'm feeling Frisky. If you watch me closely you'll see my hips move in circles when i walk. I have a weird thing with my ears where i can fly when i think really hard. Ryong Choi loves it when i caress his chin. Ryong choi lives in my basement, did you know that? I feed him beef jerky and Chocolate covered raisins. I tend to dress him up in Dresses or a nice night gown. He's only allowed outside on halloween because he likes to get the candy. I feel like he's one of the family you know? There was once this guy who tried to pet him but Ryong just bit him and Growled. But he's not all bad. I taught him some tricks too. He can speak, shake hands and Go to the washroom(On the floor though). His favourite color is green and he enjoys bathing in mint Tea. The End.

I know.
I know.
I know.
He's Hot.
I'm Hot.
We're all hot.
I scream for Ice Cream.
Cream Screams Ice for I.
Fruitopia.
Plates.
Planets
Printers
THE THREE P'S^
The most important ones.
I live in a cake factory.
There's lots of gremlins in here.
They taste delicious.
I tend to Caress them with my toes.
They eat white out but enjoy the occasional Child.
I named one once.
Then it tried to eat me.
I guess LaurenceThePantherDanther wasn't a suitable name.
I'm going to name my child that.
or Optimus Prime.
So i can say ROLL OUT!
then throw him down some stairs.
it'll be the best first birthday ever!
I had a birthday in Hawaii once.
I went surfing and fought a shark.
Maybe you've heard of him?
His name was Ryong.
Ryong Choi.
He lives in my basement.
I love him dearly and he has a pet Dinosaur.
The dinosaur isnt real of course.
OR IS HE?
nah he's not.
OR MAYBE HE IS.
but seriously.
I went to school once.
Not too fun.
The other students didnt burn very easily.
I had to use so much fuel.
It was funny though.
but at the same time annoying.
one kid kept complaining like
"ow ow ow I'm on fire."
LIKE GROW UP ITS ONLY FIRE.
I eat fire.
More of a hobby really.

I love me.
I love you too.

















(also Ryong choi loves Dean The Lion Destroyer Tentacle Computer making Oreo Man)