Jwalker™
Jason
 
 
JWalker. Hasn't used a crosswalk since 1999.
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gxldibtw 27 Dec, 2016 @ 1:18pm 
wtf
Sossh 18 Feb, 2015 @ 4:57pm 
ok for one, "meow" is literally my catphrase (see what i did there?) whenever someone says "meow" on steam or something, i respond "HEY! that's MY catphrase"
Sossh 12 Feb, 2015 @ 2:13pm 
Jason sexually Identifies as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since he was a boy he dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say Jason that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and Jason is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but he doesn't care, He thinks he is beautiful. He is having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles onto his body. From now on he wants you guys to call him "Apache" and respect his right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept him you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.