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Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 6:38am

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 9:56pm

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:12am

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:06am

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:07am

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 4:27am

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 12:24am

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 8:06pm

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 7:24pm

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:42am

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:11am

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 1:01am

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 7:46am

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 8:01am

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 10:44pm

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 6:46am

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:35am

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 8:02am

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 7:51am

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 10:11pm

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 9:25pm

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 10:12pm

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 10:50pm

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:47am

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:12am

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:18am

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 1:41am

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:47am

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 10:51pm

Rockin'

Learned a password.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:26am

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 4:46am

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:56am

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:28am

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:55am

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:57am

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:24am

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 4:04am

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:12am

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 6:59am

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:49am

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 7:04am

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 10:58pm

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 2:06am

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:30am

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:04am

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:36am

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:12am

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:12am

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:58am

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:59am

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 4:54am

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:58am

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 4:58am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 2:08am

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 6:30am

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 8:13am

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:18am

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 2:19am

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:19am

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:19am

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 8:02am

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:33am



Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.